Apparently you make a good broom.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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