you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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