problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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