Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize