Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My pussy is not your playground.
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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