you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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