my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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