just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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