My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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