i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if only i could text you this smell
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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