Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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