How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
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do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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