at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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