stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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