You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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