But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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