I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
NoShamevember. You game?
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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