The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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