theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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