so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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