Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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