I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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