The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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