Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think people are normalizing furries
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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