your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
God, I missed his penis.
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