Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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