So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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