she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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