i will never coherently bang her
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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