Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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