Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it's great music for shaving your balls
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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