the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
its liver damage thursday
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