dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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