he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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