im gay
i know
yea but for you.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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