Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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