My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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