I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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