sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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