Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I love you. Go after that dick
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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