All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize