I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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