Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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