I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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