Plan B is the new Plan A
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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