Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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