We need to rekindle our bromance
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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