I think im going to throw up on grandma
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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