this beer tastes like vomit already
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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