so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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